
Elon v Trump
Retold with screenshots in chronological order.
Two platforms, both alike in vanity,
In digital realms where we lay our scene,
Stewing rivalries ignite in modern form,
Where spite sustains the ever-churning storm.
From forth the fractured egos of these foes
A war of words in trending chaos grows;
Where threat meets threat in spiraled escalation,
Each word a spark, each post a provocation.
The tale, if scrolled with patience, shall unfold—
What’s missed in retweets and jumbled threads, this compilation shall retold.
Note: retweets without comment/emoji not included unless very relevant to the narrative. there are too many of them.
June 4: trouble in mars-a-lago
June 5: rocket daddy dropping bombs
June 6: big orange gets her groove back
JUNE 5 HIGHLIGHTS
→ Pt 1: elon re: subsidies “whatevs”
JUNE 6 HIGHLIGHTS

friday june 6 2025
big orange gets her groove back

Thursday June 5 2025
rocket daddy dropping bombs
wednesday June 4 2025
trouble in mars-a-lago
Tuesday June 3 2025
the bill that broke internet bowser’s brain
Started out a good day